Northwestern Minnesota Synod, ELCA - Compensation Guidelines

Church Hymns...

The Dentist's Hymn...Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn...There shall be showers
of Blessings
The Contractor's Hymn...The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn...Holy, Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn...There is a Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn...Standing on the Promises
The IRS Agent's Hymn...I Surrender All

The Optometrist's Hymn...Open My Eyes That I Might See
The Gossip's Hymn...Pass It On
The Electrician's Hymn...Send the Light
The Shopper's Hymn...Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn...I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Baker's Hymn...I Need Thee Every Hour

AND

For those who speed on the highway...a few hymns for you:

45 mph................God Will Take Care of You
55 mph................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
65 mph................Nearer My God to Thee
75 mph................Nearer Still Nearer
85 mph................This World Is Not My Home
95 mph................Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph....Precious Memories